Keep Me In Your Prairies

plaidpony's picture

I have a pair of shoes that I really like, but they make fart noises when I walk. Really - I swear it's the shoes!

ken215's picture

The cross that you are

The cross that you are bearing is heavy!

God bless....

Pbutterpaint's picture

W.W.D.A.D.?


W.W.D.A.D.?

george's picture

I've run out of candles but

I've run out of candles but I lit my sofa on fire. You are in my prayers dear woman.