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george's picture

I've run out of double-ply toilet tissue and am forced to use an inferior brand.

plaidpony's picture

Do you usually use the

Do you usually use the fluffy stuff, or the more flat kind? My plumber told me the fluffy stuff is really bad for your pipes.
The worst toilet paper is the little squares at McGlinchy's.

Jabara Fractus's picture

Which "pipes" are you

Which "pipes" are you referring too?

george's picture

plaidpony wrote:Do you

plaidpony wrote:

Do you usually use the fluffy stuff, or the more flat kind? My plumber told me the fluffy stuff is really bad for your pipes.
The worst toilet paper is the little squares at McGlinchy's.

I normally buy toilet paper with images of teddy bears, koalas, bunnies, etc. on the label so I assume these would fall into the "fluffy" category. Currently, I am forced to use a discount "emergency" supply---I believe it is "Telly Savalas" brand paper. Atrocious.

But I thank you for the helpful tip on keeping my pipes clear.

NEW KENZO's picture

george, it helps if you

george, it helps if you imagine everyone naked.

ken215's picture

except for [Brooke] Cheney

except for Dick Cheney

george's picture

ken215 wrote:except for

ken215 wrote:

except for Dick Cheney

I imagine him in lederhosen and vinyl go-go boots.

NEW KENZO's picture

brooke chaney? that reminds

brooke chaney? that reminds me of a story about when we used to wear an onion around our waist, because that was the fashion of the time you see, anyway....

george's picture

Speaking of fashion, how

Speaking of fashion, how about that "Lucy" episode when the gang is in Paris and they run into that famous designer and...hey, I'm hungry. Speaking of Desi Arnaz, where can a guy get a good Cuban in this town?

dan's picture

george wrote:where can a guy

george wrote:

where can a guy get a good Cuban in this town?

for brunch?

plaidpony's picture

No, for toilet paper.

No, for toilet paper.

george's picture

dan wrote:for brunch? As

dan wrote:

for brunch?

As long as they're consumed more than 1500' from plaidpony's farting shoes I wouldn't have any objection.