Keep me in your prayers

ken215's picture

I have a burning sensation - down there.

NEW KENZO's picture

again?

again?

Spiral's picture

Stop complaining and start

Stop complaining and start thinking about all the things you have to be thankfull for. In fact, lets take this thread and use it to talk about one thing we have to be thanfull for this year and one of our favorite thanksgiving day traditions. I'll start us off

I am thankfull for Fishtown.us because it gives me an opportunity to post on threads that I have absolutely nothing to contribute to and then find a way to talk about myself instead of the intended topic of the thread. If I did not have a place where I could go to emote in front of a bunch of annonymous strangers on the internet, I would just kill myself and then you would have to keep me in your prayers.

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Spiral wrote:Stop

Spiral wrote:

Stop complaining and start thinking about all the things you have to be thankfull for. In fact, lets take this thread and use it to talk about one thing we have to be thanfull for this year and one of our favorite thanksgiving day traditions. I'll start us off

I am thankfull for Fishtown.us because it gives me an opportunity to post on threads that I have absolutely nothing to contribute to and then find a way to talk about myself instead of the intended topic of the thread. If I did not have a place where I could go to emote in front of a bunch of annonymous strangers on the internet, I would just kill myself and then you would have to keep me in your prayers.

I LOVE BRUNCH TOO!

ken215's picture

were are we going for brunch?

were are we going for brunch?

neilpuck's picture

My cat's breath smells like

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

dan's picture

You guys really need a

You guys really need a life.

Just don't let it stop you from making me laugh this much!

ken215's picture

What we need is prayer.

What we need is prayer.

neilpuck's picture

"what the world.... needs

"what the world.... needs now....is prayer.....sweet prayer...

george's picture

None of your Flack, now.

None of your Flack, now.

ken215's picture

You tell him, Roberta!

You tell him, Roberta!

Spiral's picture

All that's left is this band

All that's left is this band of gold and the dreams I hold

george's picture

If it makes you feel any

If it makes you feel any better someone left a cake out in the rain.

dan's picture

That made me feel better

That made me feel better until I noticed the little black spot on the sun today.

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george wrote:If it makes you

george wrote:

If it makes you feel any better someone left a cake out in the rain.

This does not make me feel better. Wet soggy cake is sad - REALLY SAD!

ken215's picture

I like trans-fat

I like trans-fat

george's picture

ken215 wrote:I like

ken215 wrote:

I like trans-fat

Me too.

plaidpony's picture

The saddest thing I ever

The saddest thing I ever read on the forum was the thread about the diet desserts - cottage cheese on rice cakes or something. It makes me want to cry just thinking about it.

ken215's picture

3 minutes George. Not bad

3 minutes George. Not bad for just having a hysterectomy.

george wrote:
ken215 wrote:

I like trans-fat

Me too.

Ken
"Disagreeing with other's opinions is a basic principle of this nation, but showing respect for others is a basic principle of human dignity."

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ken215 wrote:3 minutes

ken215 wrote:

3 minutes George. Not bad for just having a hysterectomy.

Hysterectomy?? Then why'd the hospital send me home with this BABY?

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george wrote: Hysterectomy??

george wrote:

Hysterectomy?? Then why'd the hospital send me home with this BABY?

I prefer to buy 3-ply toilet tissue with with pictures of babies on the package...

plaidpony's picture

Is it made from real babies?

Is it made from real babies?

george's picture

Just so long as they're

Just so long as they're Cuban babies.

george's picture

plaidpony wrote:Is it made

plaidpony wrote:

Is it made from real babies?

Farting shoes is PEOPLE?!?

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That made me scratch my

That made me scratch my head. Seriously.

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george wrote: Farting shoes

george wrote:

Farting shoes is PEOPLE?!?

...No....Trans-fat is people

george's picture

plaidpony wrote:That made me

plaidpony wrote:

That made me scratch my head. Seriously.

As versus scratching your head in a nonchalant, devil-may-care manner?

george's picture

Pbutterpaint

Pbutterpaint wrote:

...No....Trans-fat is people

Has somebody reported these fat Cuban transvestites to L&I?

ken215's picture

The burning is gone - thank

The burning is gone - thank God!

Now if i could just get rid of this tick.

Kat's picture

ken215 wrote:The burning is

ken215 wrote:

The burning is gone - thank God!

Now if i could just get rid of this tick.

Just use tweezers. That's what I do for my dog Seamus.

dan's picture

george wrote:Has somebody

george wrote:

Has somebody reported these fat Cuban transvestites to L&I?

No, because we weren't sure whether they were in Fishtown or not.

What are the boundaries of Fishtown?