Keep me in your prayers

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neilpuck's picture

Try lemon juice, I hear that

Try lemon juice, I hear that heals it right up. Or a mixture of sea salt and tobasco.

dan's picture

neilpuck wrote:Or a mixture

neilpuck wrote:

Or a mixture of sea salt and tobasco.

It's also recommended that you put a little of the tabasco in your eye to help you see any infection in the cut.

george's picture

I am lighting a votive

I am lighting a votive candle as I type this messa...OUCH!

PattiMey's picture

A Novena to St. Jude (

A Novena to St. Jude ( patron saint of hopeless causes) has been requested in your name.

Spiral's picture

I think this is really in

I think this is really in poor taste, New Kenzo.

NEW KENZO's picture

you guys are great, thanks

you guys are great, thanks for the advice. I'll keep ya updated!

Spiral's picture

Well if you think your paper

Well if you think your paper cut is bad now, just wait untill your the Casinos get here. Paper cuts increas by %54.2 in communities within 2.5 miles of casinos. I know it appears there is no connection, but I have a study. Just another fact that FACT and their casino overlords are covering up. Plaidpony, Roma258 and I are going to lead a protest march to CVS where will take all of the neosporin off the shelves and dump it into the street to demonstrate the impact casino-related papercuts will have on anti-bacterial ointment supplies

NEW KENZO's picture

COUNT ME IN!

COUNT ME IN!

dan's picture

It really varies from block

It really varies from block to block. You should visit the place you're planning to move to a few times, especially on nights and weekends.

I miss the tomato pie at Fella's.

I use IE at work and have to keep signing back into the site again. I use Firefox and home and don't have the problem there.

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Spiral wrote:Well if you

Spiral wrote:

Well if you think your paper cut is bad now, just wait untill your the Casinos get here.

Actually, I don't know whether, or not, the recent rise in paper-related accidents should be blamed solely on the Casinos--- I really believe that paper cuts are definitely worse now than ever.

neilpuck's picture

It's a well known fact that

It's a well known fact that there were no incidents of paper cuts before all these new people started moving here and driving up home prices in addition to paper cuts.

ken215's picture

KENZO IS IN PAIN AND YOU ARE

KENZO IS IN PAIN AND YOU ARE ALL MOCKING HIM!!!!!!

Pbutterpaint's picture

ken215 wrote:KENZO IS IN

ken215 wrote:

KENZO IS IN PAIN AND YOU ARE ALL MOCKING HIM!!!!!!

You're right... Casinos are a bad idea.
BTW-- I prayed for you as well, how's the itch?

ken215's picture

no itch, just a burning

no itch, just a burning sensation... thanks for asking:)

DNA's picture

The old paper cuts were

The old paper cuts were better.

Pbutterpaint's picture

They should do away with

They should do away with paper all together...

dan's picture

Pbutterpaint wrote:They

Pbutterpaint wrote:

They should do away with paper all together...

One time when I was a kid I got a paper cut.
My mother used to make me watch Schoolhouse Rock.

ken215's picture

Your Mother cut you because

Your Mother cut you because you wathed Schoolhouse Rock?
I'll keep you in my prayers.

dan wrote:
Pbutterpaint wrote:

They should do away with paper all together...

One time when I was a kid I got a paper cut.
My mother used to make me watch Schoolhouse Rock.

Ken
"Disagreeing with other's opinions is a basic principle of this nation, but showing respect for others is a basic principle of human dignity."

dan's picture

ken215 wrote:Your Mother cut

ken215 wrote:

Your Mother cut you because you wathed Schoolhouse Rock?
I'll keep you in my prayers.

Thank you.
You may see an increase in boll weevils in your basement this week.

Jabara Fractus's picture

When I was a kid a rock

When I was a kid a rock smashed into our schoolhouse.
I've got The Heart of Rock And Roll by Huey Lewis and the News stuck in my head.

Pbutterpaint's picture

Ooooo- Huey Lewis and the

Ooooo- Huey Lewis and the News...
I liked their song "If This Is It"

Jabara Fractus's picture

OH YEAH! and how 'bout "I

OH YEAH!
and how 'bout "I Need a New Drug" ...

I hate Huey.
And I don't care for his "news" either ...

plaidpony's picture

I get Huey Lewis and the

I get Huey Lewis and the News rage when it comes on the radio. I also get foam rage if I get foam in my coffee. Whipped cream is good, but I HATE foam.

DNA's picture

plaidpony wrote: I get Huey

plaidpony wrote:

I get Huey Lewis and the News rage when it comes on the radio. I also get foam rage if I get foam in my coffee. Whipped cream is good, but I HATE foam.

I once got a paper cut on my foam finger.

I love roast pork sandwiches, know where I can get one?

NEW KENZO's picture

feel the love, beautiful:

feel the love, beautiful:

ken215's picture

God bless...

God bless...

Pbutterpaint's picture

NEW KENZO wrote:feel the

NEW KENZO wrote:

feel the love, beautiful:

I agree, if more people were praying for the Common Good---we wouldn't have so many fat Cuban transvestites throwing rocks at unsuspecting Huey Lewis and the News loving old men protesting in front of Thriftways--causing devastating paper cuts.

dan's picture

I'm going to be at JB's

I'm going to be at JB's tonight at 7pm.
Anybody want to join me?

swallly's picture

dan wrote:I'm going to be at

dan wrote:

I'm going to be at JB's tonight at 7pm.
Anybody want to join me?

tonight? have you seen my great uncle around? I think he's from 'round there.