The posting DAN

dan's picture
Let DAN post
55% (18 votes)
Let DAN be DAN but kill his posting
3% (1 vote)
DAN's annoying get rid of him all together!
12% (4 votes)
Let DHS find a new home for him
24% (8 votes)
DAN, The Incredibly Handsome Guy Who Runs This Website?
6% (2 votes)
Total votes: 33
Ftown66's picture

Please don't ban him. What

Please don't ban him. What would we do with out his 8 or 9 post a week about his beer tour at the brewing company?

diamonds215's picture

What brewing company does he

What brewing company does he do tours at?

Ftown66's picture

I think its Pabst blue

I think its Pabst blue ribbon or one of those other fancy schmancy beer factories that the conisours rave about.

diamonds215's picture

Oh, of course, Pabst. I

Oh, of course, Pabst. I thought maybe he was giving tours of the Schmidt's brewery. Now that would be interesting.

Jeffro's picture

Why would DNA not be aloud

Why would DNA not be aloud to post?

lauraska's picture

Where is the brewery where

Where is the brewery where DNA gives tours?

Shovelled_Up_Dead_Corpses_Rotting_You's picture

lauraska wrote:Where is the

lauraska wrote:

Where is the brewery where DNA gives tours?

Coral and Hagert. or is it Amber. well whatever, it's the huge building that used to be Yards with the Christmas Lights all over it.

DNA's picture

Remember people, you have me

Remember people, you have me to thank for getting rid of that annoying cat, and now my political opponents are trying to get back at me. These economic times require tough decision, and I made one.

BTW, I give tours at the Fishtown Beer Brewing Factory, located in Kensington. It may not be as good as PBR or Miller, but it is made by Kenzos, in Kenzo, and drinking anything else is simply unAmerican and unKenzo-like.

Here is brief glimpse of the Schmidt's Brewery, R.I.P. niff, niff.

dan's picture

Jeffro wrote:Why would DNA

Jeffro wrote:

Why would DNA not be aloud to post?

Laryngitis?

Anyway, it's a joke on the boppin' cat poll he created.

lauraska's picture

Shovelled_Up_Dead_Corpses_Rot

Shovelled_Up_Dead_Corpses_Rotting_You wrote:
lauraska wrote:

Where is the brewery where DNA gives tours?

Coral and Hagert. or is it Amber. well whatever, it's the huge building that used to be Yards with the Christmas Lights all over it.

*sigh* I'm giving up on my joke, now.

DNA's picture

lauraska wrote:Where is the

lauraska wrote:

Where is the brewery where DNA gives tours?

N39°58.96476, W075°7.66512

dan's picture

lauraska wrote:Where is the

lauraska wrote:

Where is the brewery where DNA gives tours?

It's called Yards.
Matt wrote an article about it in The Star.

Shovelled_Up_Dead_Corpses_Rotting_You's picture

dan wrote:lauraska

dan wrote:
lauraska wrote:

Where is the brewery where DNA gives tours?

It's called Yards.
Matt wrote an article about it in The Star.

I wish he was talking about Yards. but from what I gather, he's talking about PBC.

dan's picture

Here's a picture of the

Here's a picture of the building:


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lauraska's picture

I shouldn't read this thread

I shouldn't read this thread while I'm drinking water...I just choked a little from laughing so hard.

DNA's picture

Dan, no beer for you. Yep, I

Dan, no beer for you. Yep, I banned you from free beer at PBC. That means no more black lager, or Walt Wit...hehehe. You are next New Kenzo (I know you voted several times to ban me.) Ftown66, you are teetering on the edge. And Lauraska, if you buy yourself a GPS and find your way over to Kensington, I'll pour you all the free beer you want.

George, I will personally see to it that you get home keg deliveries.

Pure_Fishtown's picture

Awww, what did DNA do now?

Awww, what did DNA do now?

dan's picture

Pure_Fishtown wrote:Awww,

Pure_Fishtown wrote:

Awww, what did DNA do now?

well, among other things he changed the poll numbers!

bad moderator! bad moderator!

Pure_Fishtown's picture

dan wrote:Pure_Fishtown

dan wrote:
Pure_Fishtown wrote:

Awww, what did DNA do now?

well, among other things he changed the poll numbers!

bad moderator! bad moderator!

Oh, I forgot about that (short-term memory loss); I just cast my vote.

It's not looking too good for DNA.

dan's picture

well, somebody else who

well, somebody else who shall remain unnamed (clue: his username is an anagram of DNA) may have also changed the numbers recently

lauraska's picture

dan wrote:well, somebody

dan wrote:

well, somebody else who shall remain unnamed (clue: his username is an anagram of DNA) may have also changed the numbers recently

Wait...did I just get transported to City Hall?

DNA's picture

dan wrote:well, somebody

dan wrote:

well, somebody else who shall remain unnamed (clue: his username is an anagram of DNA) may have also changed the numbers recently

Get your decoder rings out to find the real culprit in the Mystery of the Changing Numbers Episode 3. Reverse the last two letters of DNA to reveal the letters D.A.N.

Pure_Fishtown's picture

I see another poll in the

I see another poll in the horizon.

Ftown66's picture

If all these votes are real

If all these votes are real this has to be the most voted on poll yet. I don't remember seeing number this high for any of the other polls. I guess its true when its important the voters do come out.

Ftown66's picture

I feel the devils hand are

I feel the devils hand are at work here. 666 votes for Dan the incredibly handsome guy who runs the website???

DNA's picture

Why does it add up to 101%,

Why does it add up to 101%, something is fishy.

dan's picture

DNA wrote:Why does it add up

DNA wrote:

Why does it add up to 101%, something is fishy.

That's rounding. Not uncommon.

The "genuine" numbers (now shown) add up to 99%.