Which guy should qbert date?

dan's picture
"I am dating again for the first time in a while which is probably unfortunate for you."
29% (10 votes)
"...humble, chilverous, and have a nact for making people laugh."
11% (4 votes)
"I've wrestled a bear and I lost (I have documentation to prove it...bear wrestling...not the loss)..."
37% (13 votes)
"(I've achieved all of my childhood goals). I'm very determined and nothing gets in my way, especially not a female."
14% (5 votes)
"I am looking for someone ready to settle down and not play games. Doesn't have to want a seriously committed relationship."
9% (3 votes)
Total votes: 35
Becky's picture

That was fast, Dan--thanks!

That was fast, Dan--thanks! Although the bear wrestler sounds intriguing, I went with choice #1...love that self-deprecating humor.

Ftown66's picture

I voted for the last guy. I

I voted for the last guy. I wonder why he's single. I guess he couldn't see that there is no difference between settling down and serious committed relationship. At least he will probably be easy to dump.

plaidpony's picture

I had to go with number one

I had to go with number one too. The bear guy was a close second, but I can't see dating a guy who would actually wrestle a bear. It just doesn't seem very bright.

lauraska's picture

Dude, I'm all about the bear

Dude, I'm all about the bear guy...mostly because I just wanna see what a guy looks like when he's lost a fight with a bear and lived.

qbert4578's picture

Oh dear God... I've become a

Oh dear God... I've become a poll. Ha!

teener's picture

I liked the first one too-

I liked the first one too- honest and funny. You don't want to meet any of them in private but this one is also most likely to have some pent up resentment of woman so I recommend a busy restaurant with plenty of exits to escape.

nhb's picture

lauraska wrote:Dude, I'm all

lauraska wrote:

Dude, I'm all about the bear guy...mostly because I just wanna see what a guy looks like when he's lost a fight with a bear and lived.

Oh i totally agree with Lauraska, and i would want to see the documentation too!

DNA's picture

This is the guy Qbert should

This is the guy Qbert should date.

"I like cats, I really like cats"

Pure_Fishtown's picture

I had to go with the bear

I had to go with the bear guy because I want to see what he looks like. Also, he'll fit in well with all the kitties.

hairartiste's picture

I think the bear guy sounds

I think the bear guy sounds most intriguing, however, I would go out on a date with as many as you wish.

marm's picture

DNA wrote:This is the guy

DNA wrote:

This is the guy Qbert should date.

"I like cats, I really like cats"

I think he is the man for qbert. j/k

Lisa33's picture

I voted for the bear guy

I voted for the bear guy too. The second guy sounds nice, actually, but can't spell / never heard of spellcheck.

Lisa33's picture

But qbert -- whoever you

But qbert -- whoever you date had better love animals!

Fishtown_Dave's picture

qbert, here's a photo of

qbert, here's a photo of your Prince Charming in action:

How's a guy suppose to compete with that?

DaniM's picture

Holy crap is that guy for

Holy crap is that guy for real?

DNA wrote:

This is the guy Qbert should date.

"I like cats, I really like cats"

dan's picture

DaniM wrote:is that guy for

DaniM wrote:

is that guy for real?

I've seen him on TV.
He must be real.

Ftown66's picture

DNA wrote:This is the guy

DNA wrote:

This is the guy Qbert should date.

"I like cats, I really like cats"

he's probably neutered so kittens are out of the question

hairartiste's picture

Lisa33 wrote:But qbert --

Lisa33 wrote:

But qbert -- whoever you date had better love animals!

When my brother first went on eharmony.com, I read his profile, and I noticed a lot of typos and poor grammar. I offered to fix it up a little, and he refused. I told him women would overlook poor spelling, and he was like, "Well, if they can't accept me for who I am, they are not for me."

Haha.