Which of these best describes your opinion of the folks at Philebrity?

dan's picture
they're totally clueless
16% (5 votes)
they know exactly what kind of jerks they are
71% (22 votes)
who cares? they're newbies.
13% (4 votes)
Total votes: 31
dan's picture

We're declaring war on

We're declaring war on Philebrity.

Please report any [s]nasty rumors you can make up[/s] relevant information about them.

Thanks.

Kat's picture

Totally clueless...and they

Totally clueless...and they obviously did not spend any time reading our insighful and incredibly witty banter. Actually, I think they are totally clueless jerks who probably live in the Northeast. Take that Philebrity!

lauraska's picture

I think they are a bunch of

I think they are a bunch of hipsters who have the same biting sense of sarcasm that most of us Fishtown.us'ers have. There's a whole lot of jokes made at others' expense on this website, so I think Philebrity just has the same M.O.

dan's picture

I heard that they kidnap and

I heard that they kidnap and torture kittens and drink Snapple mixed with Coors.

lauraska's picture

dan wrote:I heard that they

dan wrote:

I heard that they kidnap and torture kittens and drink Snapple mixed with Coors.

What??? That's it...it's on!

;)

ken215's picture

they eat children

they eat children

rtsaidred's picture

They hate cats, dogs,

They hate cats, dogs, giraffes, and Amish kids.

ken215's picture

Well, to be honest, so do we

Well, to be honest, so do we for the most part.

rtsaidred wrote:

They hate cats, dogs, giraffes, and Amish kids.

Ken

shrimp boat's picture

Being the editor of the site

Being the editor of the site and CEO of the company here at Philebrity -- as well as a fourth-generation Fishtowner -- I proudly cast my vote here as:

"They know exactly what kind of jerks they are."

Because they do.

rtsaidred's picture

ken215 wrote:Well, to be

ken215 wrote:

Well, to be honest, so do we for the most part.

rtsaidred wrote:

They hate cats, dogs, giraffes, and Amish kids.

Ken

Speak for yourself, Ken. I love giraffes, cats, and dogs. Now the Amish kids I can do without.

Btw, I heard the jerks at Philebrity planted the fleas in the yard next to Kat and Nunzio.

Roma

shrimp boat's picture

rtsaidred wrote:I heard the

rtsaidred wrote:

I heard the jerks at Philebrity planted the fleas in the yard next to Kat and Nunzio.

All true. We're also planning an air drop of condoms and Planned Parenthood info over the neighborhood, as well as a "FRANS NOT PRIMOS" protest sit-in. And as a personal labor of love, I'm currently working on a documentary about The Huckster called "I GOT ICE BERG LETTUCE, THREE POUNDS FOR A DOLLA."

shrimp boat's picture

whoops, posted that twice!

whoops, posted that twice! sorry!

brooke's picture

I think Shrimpboat a/k/a

I think Shrimpboat a/k/a Joey has the same love/hate relationship with Fishtown the rest of us do:

Newbies: love most everything, except the teenage kids, loud noises, trash, crime, Artic Splash, non-dog park parks, Ikea art

Oldheads: love EVERYTHING except newbies.

dan's picture

I've heard they're

I've heard they're antisemitic, they don't know the difference between Fishtown and Kensington, and they've never been to Boston in the fall.

shrimp boat's picture

Pretty much, Brooke, but for

Pretty much, Brooke, but for the record... I LOVE Arctic Splash. It's delicious. I'm not kidding. And while we're on the topic, it makes my blood BOIL when newb friends make a gas face when I try to get them to try that, or the Pizza Truck.

Because as we all know, the Pizza Truck is the motherscratching BOMB!

shrimp boat's picture

dan wrote:I've heard they're

dan wrote:

I've heard they're antisemitic, they don't know the difference between Fishtown and Kensington, and they've never been to Boston in the fall.

You're breaking my heart: We love the Jews! And Fishtown stops at York/the river/Frankford Ave., and that New England peak foliage is to die for. Come on, Man.

brooke's picture

shrimp boat wrote:Pretty

shrimp boat wrote:

Pretty much, Brooke, but for the record... I LOVE Arctic Splash. It's delicious. I'm not kidding. And while we're on the topic, it makes my blood BOIL when newb friends make a gas face when I try to get them to try that, or the Pizza Truck.

Because as we all know, the Pizza Truck is the motherscratching BOMB!

You're an oldhead, Joey. Just 'cuz you left doesn't change it 'cuz you came back.

Licensed PA Real Estate Saleperson and PA attorney, Fishtown Resident
Moderator of Fishtown/Northern Liberties/Kensington forum on Phillyblog.com

dan's picture

Wow, some interesting karma

Wow, some interesting karma here...

"Kensington shrimp" "shrimp boat"

"Kensington Shrimp Boat" - there's your next successful Girard Ave restaurant

p.s. Philebrity used to run the swingers club over under I-95, they are pro-casino, they think all city rec centers should be turned into dog parks, they have horses on their roof, they're against the casino, and they don't like the mummers.

Pure_Fishtown's picture

Ha ha, Dan, there was a bar

Ha ha, Dan, there was a bar here called the Shrimp Boat at Gaul and Norris.

Kat's picture

shrimp boat wrote:rtsaidred

shrimp boat wrote:
rtsaidred wrote:

I heard the jerks at Philebrity planted the fleas in the yard next to Kat and Nunzio.

All true. We're also planning an air drop of condoms and Planned Parenthood info over the neighborhood, as well as a "FRANS NOT PRIMOS" protest sit-in. And as a personal labor of love, I'm currently working on a documentary about The Huckster called "I GOT ICE BERG LETTUCE, THREE POUNDS FOR A DOLLA."

In that case Mr. Shrimpy Pants, I'm bringing a box of ill-tempered fleas over to your office and see how you like it.. I do however fully support your new project...the huckster. I am fascinated by anyone who sells "fresh" produce out of a dirty van that is easily 100 degrees inside. And he actually says..."I GOT ICE BERG LETTUCE....NIIIIIIICE LETTUCE..." ;)

Pure_Fishtown's picture

Let's see if they do a blog

Let's see if they do a blog on this thread Philebrity people are jerks.

One of the choices should be, "Too stupid to know what jerks they are".

shrimp boat's picture

Oh, PureFish! Be nice! I'll

Oh, PureFish! Be nice! I'll buy you a dirty glass of beer at the Shrimp Boat.

YJB's picture

CEO!

CEO!

Lisa33's picture

What is the Shrimp Boat?

What is the Shrimp Boat?

shrimp boat's picture

It's the bar my grandpa used

It's the bar my grandpa used to own. Now known as the Starboard Side. Good place!

NEW KENZO's picture

I've not read this whole

I've not read this whole thread, mostly out of lack of interest, but I am disappointed in you DAN.
This seems lower than your usual standard. If I didnt know better, I'd expected to have authored this thread myself. No, Id probably not be so nice and maybe go right for the jugular.

dan's picture

NEW KENZO wrote:I've not

NEW KENZO wrote:

I've not read this whole thread, mostly out of lack of interest, but I am disappointed in you DAN.

:p

Sweeney knew how to take it as a joke...

despite being in jail for beating a nun to death on his way to sell fissionable material to Iran

Kat's picture

shrimp boat wrote:It's the

shrimp boat wrote:

It's the bar my grandpa used to own. Now known as the Starboard Side. Good place!

One of the first places that Nunzio took me on a date...and I STILL married him :)

LisaFirth's picture

in fact, the allure of the

in fact, the allure of the huckster was what got us here in the first place...where else can one buy crabs, bananas, pizza, ice cream, lettuce, and most likely crystal meth all from a van??!! It gets no better!!! TOTALLY kidding; in reality i am fascinated by the huckster history...my grandmom tells me of days when there was a horseradish grinder in these parts! LOVE IT:-)